The gods too are fond of a joke.
Aristotle
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Is man merely a mistake of God's? Or God merely a mistake of man's?
Friedrich Nietzsche
Whis is it, is man one of God's blunders or is God one of man's?
Friedrich Nietzsche
Woman was God's second mistake.
Friedrich Nietzsche
A subject for a great poet would be God's boredom after the seventh day of creation.
Friedrich Nietzsche
When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers.
Oscar Wilde
I am still far from being what I want to be, but with God's help I shall succeed.
Vincent van Gogh
If you could be God's worst enemy or nothing, which would you choose?
Chuck Palahniuk
Here will be an old abusing of God's patience and the king's English.
William Shakespeare
Since Cleopatra died, I have liv'd in such dishonour that the gods Detest my baseness.
William Shakespeare
Thou art all the comfort, The Gods will diet me with.
William Shakespeare
Mediocrity is not allowed to poets, either by the gods or man.
Horace Mann
Man is certainly stark mad; he cannot make a flea, yet he makes gods by the dozens.
Michel de Montaigne
Man is certainly stark mad. He cannot make a worm, and yet he will be making gods by dozens.
Michel de Montaigne
Gray hair is God's graffiti.
Bill Cosby
Whether you accept or reject it, God's Love for you is permanent.
Sri Chinmoy
God's gifts put man's best dreams to shame.
Elizabeth Barrett Browning
Those whom the Gods would destroy, they first call promising.
Cyril Connolly
An honest god's the noblest work of man.
Samuel Butler
The gods' most savage curses come upon us as answers to our own prayers, you know.
Lois McMaster Bujold
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their pedestals.
Agnes Repplier
God's in His Heaven, all's right with the world.
Robert Browning
The eye by which I see God is the same as the eye by which God sees me. My eye and God's eye are one and the same-one in seeing, one in knowing, and one in loving.
Meister Eckhart
The gods never let us love and be wise at the same time.
Publilius Syrus
Though our feelings come and go, God's love for us does not.
C.S. Lewis
I want to know God's thoughts; the rest are details.
Albert Einstein
Superstition brings the gods into even the smallest matters.
Titus Livy
Art for art's sake, money for God's sake.
Simon Raven
If this garage is as vulnerable as you say it is, for God's sake close the garage.
David J. Dean
There is a place in God's sun for the youth 'farthest down' who has the vision, the determination, and the courage to reach it.
Mary Mcleod Bethune
God's project of creation can be carried out through secondary causes in the natural course of events.
Fiorenzo Facchini
And malt does more than Milton can To justify God's ways to man.
A. E. Housman
God's already blessed us because he spared our lives so it can't get no worse than it already was. And I already see better things happening already.
Dominick Ballard
Had it not been for God's glory and this man's goodness, ... I would not be here.
Brian Clark
He's a tough kid. He's a competitor. You know, the baseball gods just weren't with us tonight.
Mike Conrad
With stupidity the gods themselves struggle in vain.
Friedrich von Schiller
Conceit is God's gift to little men.
Bruce Barton
The difference between Liberty and liberties is as great as God and gods.
Ludwig Borne
If you have anything to tell me of importance, for God's sake begin at the end.
Sara Jeannette Duncan
It is not my ability, but my response to God's ability, that counts.
Corrie Ten Boom
The money complex is the demonic, and the demonic is God's ape; the money complex is therefore the heir to and substitute for the religious complex, an attempt to find God in things.
Norman O. Brown
It is impossible to get exhausted in work for God. We get exhausted because we try to do God's work in our own way.
Oswald Chambers
In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
Terry Pratchett
George had a passion for God's calling for him, George McCormick was the man God called upon to blend medicine and law.
John Hammons
[He] reassured me that if it was our time to go, then God's will would be fulfilled.
Randal Mccloy Jr
Duty is ours, results are God's.
John Quincy Adams
If the gods had intended for people to vote, they would have given us candidates.
Howard Zinn
We have to leave here now. We console each other because it is all God's will.
Juanita Artiaga
I wasn't above having thoughts of God's wrath.
Walter Kirn
It's food for the gods. For us, it's different food from everywhere in the world.
Victor Velasco
Children aren't dogs; adults aren't gods.
Haitian Proverb
With God's permission, we will participate in Euro 2008. We have full confidence in our trainer.
Haluk Ulusoy
We are all different. Yet we are all God's children. We are all united behind this country and the common cause of freedom, justice, fairness, and equality. That is what unites us.
Barbara Boxer
When you want something really bad and you close your eyes and wish for it-- God's the guy who ignores you.
Caspian Tredwell Owen
I am careful not to confuse excellence with perfection. Excellence, I can reach for; perfection is God's business.
Michael J. Fox
The worshiper is the father of the gods.
H. L. Mencken
It is God's will. Since ancient times it has been this way. It is our fate.
Ali Hussein
Everything is God's will, ... But there's a certain amount of common sense that God gives to individuals to prepare for certain things.
Charles Steele
We are all atheists about most of the gods that societies have ever believed in. Some of us just go one god further.
Richard Dawkins
What if it should be God's plan to people the world with better and finer material?
Josiah Strong
Peace is not God's gift to His creatures. It is our gift - to each other.
Elie Wiesel
Sometimes I do get to places just when God's ready to have somebody click the shutter.
Ansel Adams
For me, it's not time off because I served God with this job. So when you deprive me of serving God, you deprive me of God?s reward.
Abu Jandal
These were bronze age people and they had a pantheon of gods that they thought controlled their world.
Michael Sheridan
Our God and soldiers we alike adore ev'n at the brink of danger; not before: After deliverance, both alike requited, Our God's forgotten, and our soldiers slighted.
Francis Quarles
God's Politics: Why the Right Gets It Wrong and the Left Doesn't Get It .
Jim Wallis
We are making gods out of global celebrities.
Joan Smith
Whatever God's dream about man may be, it seems certain it cannot come true unless man cooperates.
Stella Terrill Mann
At the end of the day the footy gods were on our side and that wobbly ball went through.
Neale Daniher
Loneliness is the first thing which God's eye named, not good.
John Milton
Of course that's what everyone was hoping for, that the boys would come home alive. That is our will, but that's not the way it works. It's God's will.
Dennis Frazier
Beauty seen is never lost, God's colors all are fast.
John Greenleaf Whittier
Trading Life's Good for God's Best.
Luis Palau
Think how poor Mother Eve was brought to being as God's afterthought.
Anna Wickham
All of us have a responsibility to advance God's will through government.
Ted Haggard
Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain.
Friedrich von Schiller
I'm sure God's got a better building in store for us.
Joe Boylan
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present.
Joan Rivers
We've been experiencing God's grace — that's how I would describe it.
Susan Uhrik
Let God's promises shine on your problems.
Corrie Ten Boom
The easiest thing to find on God's green earth is someone to tell you all the things you cannot do.
Richard M. Devos
I'm a Christian. I believe in God's word. I know the power of God's word.
Billy Blanks
God's only excuse is that he does not exist.
Marie Henri Beyle
If you have men who will exclude any of God's creatures from the shelter of compassion and pity, you will have men who will deal likewise with their fellow men.
St. Francis Of Assisi
If God's ready for us, He'll take us. If not, we'll be here for another while.
Mary Kelley
They are angels doing God's work.
Dan Harding
Every man's life is a fairy-tale written by God's fingers.
Hans Christian Andersen
Man's extremity is God's opportunity.
John Flavel
We're beckoning the gods with this one. Bring it on!
Rhonda Hewitt
The golf gods don't like impatience.
Jay Reynolds
Grandchildren are God's way of compensating us for growing old.
Mary H. Waldrip
To absent friends, lost loves, old gods, and the season of mists; and may each and every one of us always give the devil his due.
Neil Gaiman
They will know the truth that only God's grace got them in.
John Fischer
Even an atheist may be ready to concede that a good wine is the drink of gods.
Paul Carvel
He was a god, such as men might be, if men were gods.
Maxwell L. Anderson
I just put it in God's hands.
Lorraine Hayes
My mother was a personal friend of God's. They had ongoing conversations.
Della Reese
Whether gods exist or not, there is no way to get absolute certainty about ethics. Without absolute certainty, what do we do? We do the best we can.
Richard Stallman
Kinda makes you wonder whose side God's on, doesn't it?
Mike Scheuer
Life and death are God's decisions. If it is made through a court verdict, that equals murder.
Agus Saputra
They've got oil pockets in them. There's no way on God's earth you can get that out of the skull.
Dorothy Kilishek
I have never thought that the circumstance of God's having forgiven me was any reason why I should forgive myself.
Charles Simeon
Conscience is God's presence in man.
Emanuel Swedenborg
There is strife between God's ways and human ways: damned by you, we are absolved by God.
Quintus Septimius Tertullianus
God's children deserving to sleep safe.
Sinead O'connor
We may have our family feuds, but at least this is our 6.6 acres of God's green earth. Let us decide, not someone else.
Jon Preiksat
God's timing in moving me down here was perfect.
Joseph Allen
Oh, for God's sake . . . get a life, will you?
William Shatner
The people had a lot of faith that what would happen would happen for a reason. They would say, 'It's in God's hands'.
Laura Defrank
It's theology of the hammer. We feel that if you can demonstrate God's love by swinging a hammer, we'd love to have you.
Nathan Thompson
Don't pray that God's on our side, pray that we're on his side.
Abraham Lincoln
Duty is ours; consequences are God's.
Thomas Stonewall Jackson
Once you've been baptized, you've been gifted for sainthood, ... You are God's chosen one.
Greg Myers
God's been very good to us. We're very fortunate to have our family.
Lupe Silva
America is God's Crucible, the great Melting-Pot where all the races of Europe are melting and re-forming!
Israel Zangwill
It's God's doing. There has got to be a reason for this to continue on.
Aldreana Mcknight
God's got something for me. I have faith it'll be OK.
Chubby Checker
There may be some incorrigible human beings who cannot be changed except by God's own mercy to that one person.
Warren E. Burger
Gods and Monsters.
James Whale
We definitely have been kept open because it's God's ministry. It's where God wants me.
Loretta Inman
He put his life in God's hands, and now he's safe.
Tony Rodriguez
I give it to God. I don't think about it one way or another. It's in God's hands.
Lisa Miller
What men call accident is God's own part.
Philip James Bailey
God's way of answering the Christian's prayer for more patience, experience, hope and love often is to put him into the furnace of affliction.
Richard Cecil
We've had the opportunity to experience God's beautiful creation ? the sunrise, sunset, mountains, canyons and the beauty of things we didn't see before.
Bev Rasmussen
Render unto Caesar the things that are Caesar's; and unto God the things that are God's; and unto human beings, what?
Stanislaw J. Lec
The sky is God's gift to you . . . what you do with it is your gift to him.
Bill Purdin
For God's sake, if you sin, take pleasure in it, and do it for the pleasure.
Gerald Gould
The gods of men are sillier than their kings and queens, and emptier and more powerless.
Maxwell L. Anderson
War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.
Ambrose Bierce
I would rather die than do something which I know to be a sin, or to be against God's will.
Joan of Arc
Be content and resigned to God's will.
Thomas Stonewall Jackson
Only the most acute and active animals are capable of boredom. - A theme for a great poet would be God's boredom on the seventh day of creation.
Lewis Cass
What men call gallantry and gods adultery Is much more common where the climate's sultry.
Lord Byron
We tell her it's in God's hands.
Michael Wenger
It's not just grandma's house we have to worry about. Now it's God's house, too.
Heather Wilhelm
And how can man die better than facing fearful odds, for the ashes of his fathers, and the temples of his Gods?
Thomas Babington Macaulay
I have with me two gods, Persuasion and Compulsion.
Themistocles
Villa park is the home of gods.
William Pitt The Elder
Essentially this promise before curse, this superiority of God's love in Christ, must come from the Bible.
Walter Lang
Men create the gods in their own image.
Xenophanes
The noble man is only God's image.
Ludwig Tieck
We're all God's children ... none of us come from any place but God.
James Nash
If it is God's will, we will continue to come down here until the job is done.
John Cavanaugh
Never think that God's delays are God's denials. Hold on; hold fast; hold out. Patience is genius.
Comte de Buffon
I don't stand for the black man's side, I don't stand for the white man's side, I stand for God's side.
Bob Marley
When you're born again, your DNA changes. You have the ability to understand God's terms.
Bill Mccartney
The baseball gods owed us one, but I think we earned it, too.
Dave Brundage
God's creatures, great and small... eat them one, eat them all.
John A. Simone, Sr.
There's a few hockey Gods up there taking care us.
Tom Vannelli
Every Wednesday we have a Bible study (Kid's Club and God's Squad) that attracts 40-50 kids.
Steve Lannom
The coins are obviously currency used for trade, but they have images of gods on them.
Jessica Aiken
It's compassion that makes gods of us.
Dorothy Gilman
But her little heart has been through too much. It's all in God's hands now.
Ryan Lopez
It's just awesome. Enjoying God's creation. It's just gorgeous.
Kelly Klein
From your mouth to God's ears.
Beatrice Arthur
They are sprung from the same DNA , for God's sake. They are always onstage. They are always performing.
Jack Valenti
These decisions have been taken to restore the dignity and beauty of marriage and family and for the respect of God's commandments.
Father Gelase Mugerowimana
We must accept that this creative pulse within us is God's creative pulse itself.
Joseph Chilton Pearce
This was huge. Pops helped build this place, and I felt the basketball gods were on our side.
Omar Wilkes
For God's sake don't say yes until I've finished talking.
Daryl F. Zanuck
All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.
Fran Lebowitz
History is a vision of God's creation on the move.
Arnold Toynbee
Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end.
Jerry Seinfeld
Discernment is God's call to intercession, never to faultfinding.
Corrie Ten Boom
To hunt it's God's privilege. Every time I hunt deer or bear, I thank God for bringing me that animal.
Ralph Mazzuca
The sweat of hard work is not to be displayed. It is much more graceful to appear favored by the gods.
Maxine Hong Kingston
Ours is an abiding faith in the cause of human freedom. We know it is God's cause.
Thomas E. Dewey
We don't want to see a game of this importance decided like this, but sometimes the baseball gods are unkind to you.
Richie Zisk
I think the Bible is God's gift of salvation that He gave me because I trusted in Him when I was six years old. It was a gift and I didn't earn it.
Victoria Jackson
God's children and their happiness are my reasons for being.
Red Skelton
Hell is where everyone is doing his own thing. Paradise is where everyone is doing God's thing.
Thomas Howard
Satan's work, not God's.
Hilton Sutton
Their rhetoric is that perhaps God's blessing has been removed and we can't expect to be protected.
Nancy Ammerman
The gods were very much like circus performers. They could do extraordinary things.
Tony Hernandez
To take a deep breath, to re-examine who they are, to reconsider God's calling -- unique calling -- to a congregation to serve in a community.
Robert Patterson
Art is Man's nature. Nature is God's art.
James Bailey
It's in God's hands now. All we can do is pray.
Kellen Easley
This is God's world this is not the media's world.
Terrell Owens
We really have no idea what her prognosis is. Every day is another gift. Some of it depends on what's God's plan for them.
Roxanne Steele
Courage, not compromise, brings the smile of God's approval.
Thomas S. Monson
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