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Politicians are interested in people. Not that this is a virtue. Fleas are interested in dogs.

P. J. O'Rourke

Many, many bird species are spreading bacteria from one place to another, from one rodent to another, by carrying fleas.

Nils Stenseth

Haste is good only in catching fleas.

Alla Yaroshinskaya

Thoughts, like fleas, jump from man to man, but they don't bite everybody.

Stanislaw J. Lec

When you lie down with dogs, you get up with fleas.

Jean Harlow

Fleas can be taught nearly anything a congressman can.

Mark Twain

They threw dust at us to get rid of the fleas, but I didn't have any fleas.

Baldomero Vázquez

If you go long enough without a bath, even the fleas will leave you alone.

Ernie Pyle