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That just means I'm an old fart with nothing else to do.

Bruce Shumaker

[Roshi] is also sometimes translated as old fart.

James Ford

I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.

Kurt Vonnegut

She's a warm fart at Christmas.

Jethro Tull