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5 fart quotes follow in order of popularity. Be sure to bookmark and share your favorites!

That just means I'm an old fart with nothing else to do.

Bruce Shumaker

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He couldn't ad-lib a fart after a baked-bean dinner.

Johnny Carson

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She's a warm fart at Christmas.

Jethro Tull