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The agency has a mission, and the mission is to get drunks off the road. They also hire the judges. There's no way you can get around those conflicts.

Sam Fields

Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.

Will Rogers

I believe all drunks go to heaven, because they've been through hell on Earth.

Liza Minnelli

Repeat offenders are the most dangerous drunks on the road.

Teresa Belew

Drunks like James Cagney and Spencer Tracy.

Edmund Morris