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No nation was ever drunk when wine was cheap.

Thomas Jefferson

When you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose; it's how drunk you get.

Matt Groening

An American Monkey after getting drunk on Brandy would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men.

Charles Darwin

It got busy one night, the night they opened up a bar. They was coming in drunk.

Troy Poret

I got drunk in front of my parents when I was 13. I don't see the big deal about drinking here.

Lucas Sumantri

It?s definitely cutting down on the people being able to get in there with automobiles or when they?re drunk, which was our main problem before.

Paula Marinoni

My uncle was the town drunk - and we lived in Chicago.

George Gobel

Does it help to send people to drunk-driving class after they're arrested.

Ric Edelman

I think we clearly have a mechanism to control drunk driving.

Robert Flaherty

I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.

Bette Midler

You were blackout drunk the night before if you wake up and have no idea where you are and why.

Trent Johnson

I was talking to him hey don't close your eyes wake up because he was drunk he was drunk.

Maria Garcia

When people are drunk and mad they do stupid stuff.

Rick Good

A lot of the public thinks of us as dope-smoking, drunk hippies and we're not.

Darrin Walters

It's always difficult to make conversation with a drunk, and there's no denying it, the sober are at a disadvantage with him.

W. Somerset Maugham

He's a very love-drunk person. He tries to be artistic poetically.

Jake Edwards

I get drunk writing words. I don't drink or do drugs, but I get so carried away with writing that I get inebriated from it.

John Shirley

Don't you know there ain't no devil, it's just god when he's drunk.

Tom Waits

How do you explain this? ... She was in her 40s; it's not like she was in college and drunk at the time.

Lloyd Bentsen

The best research for playing a drunk is being a British actor for 20 years.

Michael Caine

The majority of the persons arrested driving drunk have an alcohol problem.

David Rosenbloom

Oh, Misery, I have drunk thy cup of sorrow to its dregs, but I am still a rebel.

Lucy Parsons

Come on. I got drunk when I was like 5.

Fiona Apple

A seat belt is your best defense against a drunk driver.

Jennifer Berry

I'm glad if what I did saved another kid from dying from a drunk driver.

Jim Saucier

Today's underage drinker is tomorrow's drunk driver.

David Deiuliis

If they're too drunk I'm not sure they would actually look at their key ring and think about it.

Lauren Eigen

I didn't lie about it. I was very drunk.

Makosi Musambasi

There's nothing left . . . but to get drunk.

Franklin Pierce

It pays to get drunk with the best people.

Joe E. Lewis

I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk.

John Huston

Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; The best of life is but intoxication.

Lord Byron

American college students believe that you are supposed to get drunk ... that it is normative behavior. They don't realize that it is dangerous.

Charles O'brien

You really need to be drunk for this.

Katie Melua

What a man says drunk he has thought sober.

Flemish Proverb

You're not really drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

Joe E. Lewis

If we are able to get one drunk driver off the road, then the program is worth it.

Jenny Mack

Drunk in Public Tour.

Aaron White

Every time I'm here in New Orleans, I'm usually so (drunk).

Nick Hexum

We tried not to get drunk on the future, but actually to predict it accurately.

Reed Hastings

To get drunk, meet attractive girls, and get laid.

Gary Allen

Tony inspirationally decided to get me drunk in the bar at Elstree.

Ross Kemp

Our hearts were drunk with a beauty Our eyes could never see.

George William Russell

The police like that it's in the afternoon. They think less people will be drunk.

Pat Craig

To get enough to eat was regarded as an achievement. To get drunk was a victory.

Brendan Behan

He would offer to get me drunk.

Alaina Nicol

As drunk as he was, he drowned.

Superintendent Abie Khoabane

Maybe they were drunk. I see them all the time, they're always drinking.

Antonio Hernandez

The drunk girl who threw up at Acropolis last night.

Chris Carrabba

A good writer is not necessarily a good book critic. No more so than a good drunk is automatically a good bartender.

Jim Bishop

I just want to say forget it, and go to the mountains and get drunk.

Charles Hall

Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose; it's how drunk you get.

Homer Simpson

Those who say, 'Well, she was just a drunk,' will get an understanding of what her demons were, what drove her and why she was the way she was.

Adrienne Barbeau

Creationists make it sound as though a 'theory' is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night.

Isaac Asimov

I've probably got 20 phone messages from my buddies back home. They were probably getting drunk at 7 a.m.

Carter Trevisani

If you've been drinking, you're still drunk, and energy drinks won't take away from that.

Maureen Miller

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

Dean Martin

Here, people wake up and say they are going to go out and get drunk that night.

Terry Koons

There are a few things you never do ? you don't serve red wine with a soft cheese ? but I've drunk red wine with fish, and I didn't go to confession afterward.

Bob Dickinson

I have a lot of people coming in tonight to drink and get drunk, just in case it's not allowed afterwards, just in case it's the last booze.

Bishara Kaoud

These people who are being arrested are really drunk. We're not going up to random people.

Carolyn Beck

Originally, I Was A Happy Drunk….

Ewan Mcgregor

Buckling up is the best defense against a drunk driver.

Eric Walker

We begged the guy. 'Go see him because he's drunk.' We were begging him.

Ed Prisby