22 quotes about couch follow in order of popularity. Be sure to bookmark and share your favorites!

Be the first to the field and the last to the couch.

Chinese Proverb

I got up one morning and couldn't find my socks, so I called Information. She said, "Hello, Information." I said, "I can't find my socks." She said, "They're behind the couch." And they were!

Stephen Wright

I was hoping he wasn't in there, but he was they found him on the couch.

Cliff Landry

It's really easy to be good at it sitting on your couch. When I was up there I couldn't think.

Wendy Foreman

I think [the couch] is being auctioned off for some charity. Anyway, let's say that; it sounds good.

Ben Karlin

He throws with me every day. He catches me and does a good job. I owe him. If it wasn't for him, I'd probably be sitting on the couch.

Kevin Brower

He was sitting on his dad's couch.

Monte Shaide

It's hard to get started. Hard because you want to lay on the couch and be lazy.

Julia Davis

It's hard to go from being super active to sitting on the couch all day every day.

Laurel Shanley

I'm sure Frances Bean will be on the couch for many years to come.

Gilda Carle

She smelled the smoke, called 911, and went in and saw the couch was in flames. He was on the couch.

Richard Fixaris

We have a lot of couch potatoes out there. Hopefully, we can get away from that.

Helen Smith

We found one old black dog on a couch that was near starvation. Another dog died in the bedroom. We were all bawling and crying.

Hilleary Bogley

The fire appeared to have originated near a couch.

Orlando Dominguez

We must use time as a tool not as a couch.

John Fitzgerald Kennedy

Just get out. Get off the couch and do what Oregon has to offer.

Dave Nadler

If you see a burning couch, don't pour gasoline on it.

Andrew Bell

She said that he picked up her son and threw him on the floor. He said that the little boy had fell off the couch, but that she had threw his little girl.

Demetra Blevins

They're hungry. They're sitting on the couch barking right now.

Monica Deangelis

Maybe we can get some couch potatoes in the outdoors.

Larry Woolsey

He doesn't like to run. He spends most of his time on the couch.

Sam Huber

This is one major way that we can get our message across, about being healthy and active and staying off the couch.

Jason Genck