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Why is it drug addicts and computer afficionados are both called users?

Clifford Stoll

Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer.

Rita Mae Brown

I want to go to college for computer science.

Andrew Hall

Whitehall behaves as if the computer had never been invented.

Stephen Joseph

The newspapers said we're in an 'information age' but the kids have never seen a computer.

Li Xiangping

There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home.

Ken Olsen

The computer can become your best friend because no one is looking at you. But you have to be very honest with yourself.

Susan Gibbons

To err is human--and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

Robert Orben

We don't have a computer system in place.

Suzanne Murphy

Once you try out what a computer can do in a classroom, it's really quite dazzling.

Richard Regan

The New York Hilton is laid out with a competence that would make a computer blush.

Ada Louise Huxtable

The computer is a moron.

Peter F. Drucker

The best computer is a man, and it's the only one that can be mass-produced by unskilled labor.

Werner Von Braun

The Internet, cable TV, and computer games, account for much more of the trend away from books.

Jeff Abraham

The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against wacking them around a little.

Joe Martin

We plan on donating it to our local school [which his children attend] to buy a computer.

Jordan Kimmel

It's a car alarm for your notebook computer.

Randy Green

You can either pay someone to drive around or you can pay for a computer to scan the area.

Josh Smith

At least it's old and we'll know how to fix it ? compared to new buses with computer chips everywhere.

Carl Duley

Ten years ago, if your computer was broken, you put it in the car and took it to the shop, no big deal.

Chris Morris

All those guys should not have had a chance when there was IBM sitting there, dominating the computer industry, but they did it.

Robert Bigelow

Most computer users don't think about backing up their software until the day they lose it.

Don Rittner

This allows me to have access to my patients' records from any computer no matter where I may be.

John Williamson

I'm a CEO. Although I do a lot of my work at home in front of the computer.

John Rowan

Apple has always been the oddball in the computer industry but without question they come out with the best products and they have so much cash. I'm a big fan.

Matthew Kelmon

It's basically like rebooting your computer. It stops it and resets it.

Tony Colucci

We are getting a lot of calls about the computer lab, especially from seniors.

Traci Grant

Jim was actually born in what is now our computer room.

Jane Goblirsch

When the computer came into the world, it changed everything.

Dean Williams

They said it was going to be about a computer-based bank robbery, and I said, whatever it is you want, I'm there.

Lawrence Levine

I spend my life essentially alone at a computer. That doesn't change. I have the same challenges every day.

Dan Brown

[Apple] is becoming an entertainment company, not a computer company.

Matt Kelmon

You can look on your computer, see who is calling, decide to take the call or transfer the call to an assistant by the click of a button.

Hal Epstein

We are glad to have a class in the computer room and unhappy if we can not.

Liang Yanfang

Does not open a massive back door allowing NSA to spy on your computer.

David Wagner

I feel good, now I got a computer again.

David Barnett

The majority of the 19 are in Mr. Pauley's computer tech classes versus the business classes.

Richard Meyer

As soon as we came in this morning, at 8 o'clock there was an e-mail on the computer.

Joe Peel

The Man Who Knew Too Much: Alan Turing and the Invention of the Computer.

David Leavitt

I was excited, ... I was trying to get a computer because it would be the only computer I ever had of my own.

David English

People are a lot more aware about computer security. There is less of an opportunity for the bad guys.

Joe Telafici

To err is human but to really foul up requires a computer.

Dan Rather

Up until that point, every computer was one of a kind. They were really in it as a business to make a bunch of these.

George Gray

I was in college, people had computer problems, and I would just fix them. It was an odd little hobby.

Dan Gapinski

We don't even have a computer capable of doing this, much less the personnel or a plan.

Don Perata

The pen and pencil of the 21st century is the computer.

Ann Smith

The public computer lab is not even close to having your own machine.

Diana Oblinger

The Christian notion of the possibility of redemption is incomprehensible to the computer.

Vance Packard

Sure a car and computer are great gifts, but they also are necessities.

Janet White

[T]he number of neurons in the brain is very much larger than the number of components in a computer. . .

Jeremy Bernstein

The entire structure was designed and built by a computer.

James Manning

IBM legitimized the notion of the PC -- that it would not be just a hobbyist computer.

Jeff Raikes

I don't care if they take it (the computer) because there's nothing illegal on it.

Dr. Larry Roberts

The good thing is we're both on the same computer system and have been for years.

Jack Surro

It's really exciting to them (students) to actually be talking to someone over the computer.

Ashley Brown

It's not accessible from any district computer.

Sara Stern

Computer systems are better now, and people have a better understanding (of the plans).

Betty Thurman

From then on, when anything went wrong with a computer, we said it had bugs in it.

Grace Murray Hopper

A [computer] bit at a time.

Andy Grove

I'd be surprised if everything were on one (computer) hard drive.

Rob Turner

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer.

Paul Erlich

They run the largest computer system in the world. I don't think there is even anything close.

John Hennessy

In some really small businesses, it may be that your only computer guy will have to come in. Paying overtime for those people is a little more of a burden on the small company.

John Gantz

What's your personal computer, anyway? Your personal computer should be something that's always on your person.

Bill Joy

Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.

E. W. Dijkstra

I was shocked at how easy, how accessible it was to get information about your kids' activity on the computer.

Margaret Futuyama

My eyes are blurry and they get kind of red after I work on the computer, and I don't know how to fix it.

Mario Hernandez

We've just not had time to put the data of all the residents on the computer.

Ken Geurink

With a few clicks, you can get about ten applications installed on your computer, and we'll help you keep them up to date.

Sundar Pichai

Computer Science is embarrassed by the computer.

Alan Perlis

Someone heard about our computer being stolen and they replaced it.

Danyell Oltean

Computer programming is to what they do as typing is to what a novelist does.

Bill Poucher

I can just see the passport computer screen lighting up.

David Milner

The computer field is so broad and it's always changing. There's a lot we know, but there's a whole lot more we don't know.

Chris Kim

Up until that point, every computer was one of a kind.

George Gray

That process has always been there, but we're using the tools to actually capture the data to a computer.

Sean Farnell

He's not your typical computer guy.

Roy Mitchell

She's more computer literate than I am.

Pat Green

You may have $100 in the bank and be expecting a 1099 for $1, but it says $1,000 because some computer had a bad day.

Laurence Foster

Over two-thirds of computer breaches are disgruntled employees.

Sandy Goldstein

One of the intriguing aspects here, and it could be a first, is the connection to the computer world.

Jerrold Post

I had the first computer. That was where we functioned.

Marcia Lebeau

A wonderful thing about a book, in contrast to a computer screen, is that you can take it to bed with you.

Daniel J. Boorstin

We don't give (kids) a gun without training them. We don't give them a car without training them. Why would we give them a computer without the appropriate training?

Paul George

To them it's a rational choice. It's just the best computer around.

Leander Kahney

When someone came into the bank we could tell them about Internet banking, but we had to ask them to go home to sign up on their computer.

Richard Herrington

The 2005 FBI Computer Crime Survey should serve as a wake-up call to every company in America.

Frank Abagnale

The teacher is never obligated to take the advice offered by the computer.

Steve O'brien

Now anybody who has a computer room wants a backup generator.

Roger Spencer

The only thing God didn't do to Job was give him a computer.

I. F. Stone

It's impossible to go into any work site without computer skills.

Kate Mcateer

No computer, no gadget, no trickery. I am an animal, it is a plant. I will beat the weed!

Matthew Mcconaughey

You put them in front of a computer and say, 'You're going to interact with that computer all day' and you have a disconnect.

Kathy Jordan

I took my computer, ... Everything else I left, never thinking I wouldn't go back.

Anne Ward

We are in the process of getting a new CAD (computer-aided dispatch) system.

Stephani Holley

What we are interested in is merging the computer with the clothing so that all you need to do is get dressed.

Neil Gershenfeld

A computer would deserve to be called intelligent if it could deceive a human into believing that it was human.

Alan Turing

Computer skills are job skills.

Patti Groce

The CIA and FBI will absolutely screw up any major computer project they take on.

David Steele

You don't have to be a computer expert. You don't have to be a geek at all to do it.

Andy Shaw

We are working with the Computer Club for help with wireless Internet access.

Sal Liberatore

The computer knows you're there.

Ricky Lee

Clearly, they are still a computer company.

Tim Deal

My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.

Emo Phillips

Even on the computer, we always get information popping up to do this, do that and people do it!

Barbara Ward

This could be the most powerful computer when it's completed.

Pete Martinez

Well, my grandson can run a computer and do all sorts of things and he's black, he isn't dumb.

Sarah Price

This is not a phone business. This is the smallest video camera, it's the smallest computer, smallest TV.

Canning Fok

You don't have to have computer skills. You just have to be an involved parent.

Carmen Maines

A computer shall not harm your work or, through inaction, allow your work to come to harm.

Jef Raskin

Most kids go home and probably sit on the computer, or watch TV. Some do homework — if it comes to that.

Dorian Warneck

With Bluetooth, anyone can setup an eight-computer, ad hoc, peer-to-peer network.

Warren Allen

Without the computer systems, you wouldn't have the kind of air service you have today.

Tim Wagner

We don't have to have someone sit at a computer … and key in every citation.

Russ Salsman

We enable the computer makers to make choice those two desktop options.

Dan Leach

She follows it on the computer.

Dennis Perry

A non-running computer produces fewer errors.

Onur Hosten

We are really giving the students a lot of choice — they can use the college phone, a cell phone or computer based phone services.

Mark Dumic

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Emo Philips

As an incentive to get away from the computer and video games, I would take advantage of it.

Erin Chamberlain

I figured there must be something to it that's got him on the computer all the time.

Erica Salmon

Computer use in our labs is a popular service.

Elizabeth Burden

I was inside on the computer and ... all I heard was, 'Somebody stole my baby!'

Elizabeth Morgan

It's nothing anyone could put on their home computer.

Ed Kinney