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Burglars know there's more than one way to skin a vault.

James Chiles

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.

Robin Williams

We've trimmed back some of the landscaping along both sides of the building so would-be burglars couldn't hide there.

Bill Brennan