The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.

Robert Frost

What a splendid head, yet no brain.

Aesop

He who joyfully marches in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice.

Albert Einstein

The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.

George Jessel

If little else, the brain is an educational toy.

Tom Robbins

Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think.

Ambrose Bierce

Aristotle was famous for knowing everything. He taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is true only of certain persons.

Will Cuppy

The human brain is a most unusual instrument of elegant and as yet unknown capacity.

Stuart Seaton

I have never examined the subject of humor until now. I am surprised to find how much ground it covers. I have got its divisions and frontiers down on a piece of paper. I find it defined as a production of the brain, as the power of the brain to produce something humorous, and the capacity of percieving humor.

Mark Twain

Estimated amount of glucose used by an adult human brain each day, expressed in M&Ms: 250.

Harper's Index

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, It's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, And that enables you to laugh at life's realities.

Dr. Seuss

If only we could pull out our brain and use only our eyes.

Pablo Picasso

One way to compensate for a tiny brain is to pretend to be dead.

Scott Adams

All right, brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you, but let's just get me through this, and I can get back to killing you with beer.

Matt Groening

It is good to rub and polish our brain against that of others.

Michel de Montaigne

Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain.

J. K. Rowling

The first thing you lose on a diet is brain mass.

Margaret Cho

Books, the children of the brain.

Jonathan Swift

No brain is stronger than its weakest think.

Thomas L. Masson

I don't want my body to be a distraction from my talent or my brain.

Shania Twain

An open brain search.

Fred Sears

We are always fascinated when the brain goes haywire.

Alan Brown

It is probably too early for us to tell what that means, but it is very important to us that he has a lot of brain activity.

Dr. Julian Bailes

I think it's so important to keep learning and keep your brain active.

Beverly Mitchell

Who should have spent their money on a brain implant?

Anne Robinson

We go into detail about what's actually happening, how the disease affects the brain.

Becky Reichelt

In music one must think with the heart and feel with the brain.

George Szell

We really don't know, but then we really don't know how anyone controls their brain to perform an action.

Sean Mackey

Apparently something was in there, still marinating in his brain. It's a strange one.

Drew Outhouse

The heart has eyes which the brain knows nothing of.

Charles H. Perkhurst

If I were pitching it in Hollywood, ... I'd say it's `The Out-of-Towners' with a brain transplant.

Bruce Campbell

Brain imaging gives us the hope of opening up the black box.

Brian Knutson

I don't know where my brain was. Somewhere it never was before. Well, I'm back from outer space.

Bret Boone

He's a threat to win until his brain turns to tapioca.

Gary Mccord

Whose brain should be on Where are they now?

Anne Robinson

Lee was first thought to have a brain tumor.

Cheryl Peters

What a peculiar privilege has this little agitation of the brain which we call 'thought'.

David Hume

The brain is the citadel of sense perception.

Pliny the Elder

She was the brain trust behind the Newark Eagles.

Larry Lester

He has a great football brain and if he falls out with Carlton we are here.

Craig Cameron

My brain is the key that sets my mind free.

Harry Houdini

The brain becomes a kind of sanctuary where the drugs can't follow.

M. Thompson

I have a big heart and a small brain.

Ville Valo

They protect your skull and protect your brain. For what they are, they do the purpose.

Amy Luckeydoo

The human brain is unique in that it is the only container of which it can be said that the more you put into it, the more it will hold.

Glenn Doman

Alright Brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you. But lets just do this, and I can get back to killing you with beer.

Homer Simpson

His brain damage actually washed away his brain.

Carrie Smith

When you get through a day like this, you're happy it's over because your brain has had all it can stand for one day of this.

Tony Stewart

Research shows chewing gum helps activate the brain.

Rhonda Sweetser

You brain shall be your servant instead of your master, You will rule it instead of allowing it to rule you.

Charles E. Popplestone

They have a tourniquet on the brain.

Robert Duvall

I try to pick his brain as much as I can. Any chance I get, I try to talk to him.

Brian Dopirak

There's always so much more room for improvement in my brain.

Tom Catanzarite

To believe that consciousness can survive the wreck of the brain is like believing that 70 mph can survive the wreck of the car.

Frank Zindler

I've been racking my brain on this (issue).

Heather Janik

This is your brain on heroin.

Rachael Leigh Cook

We have a lot of brain power in those areas. We think we can build on that.

Bill Flanagan

I had to use my brain to win that race.

Felix Limo

Men have more iron in the brain in parallel to women.

Dr. George Bartzokis

Joe Kay isn't half as quick of feet or brain as the old one.

Patrick Reilly

I can't give you a brain, but I can give you a diploma.

L. Frank Baum

The brain breaks down into little islands that can't talk to one another.

Giulio Tononi

The brain is most important right at the beginning to begin rehab - we gain a lot of it back.

Karen Wilson

The baby had to have brain surgery and was partially brain-dead.

Carla Granstrom

His brain should be able to adapt to the incoming stimuli, recognize them and respond appropriately.

Philip Kennedy

The brain needs this fatty acid. It can't get it anywhere else.

Joyce Nettleton

Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.

Edward de Bono

In our experience, they're intertwined and inseparable. In our brain, they are separable.

Kent Berridge

The consequences (of pediatric brain injury) are devastating.

James Baumgartner

Do not call for black power or green power. Call for brain power.

Barbara Jordan

It takes a little bit longer for his brain to process it all.

Beth Edmundson

We do believe there has been some injury to the brain.

Dr. John Prescott

I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and long words bother me.

A. A. Milne

The brain was just working on that level. What you don't know you make up.

Steve Birnie

I have a brain and a uterus, and I use both.

Patricia Schroeder

The way I see it... If you need both of your hands for whatever it is you're doing, then your brain should probably be in on it too.

Ellen DeGeneres

It's called a pen. It's like a printer, hooked straight to my brain.

Dale Dauten

I have a business brain so we work very well together.

Matthew Williamson

Reversing the brain drain is a key priority for us.

Scott Donnelly

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.

Martin Mull

Use your brain, not your endurance.

Peter Thomson

And then when they would focus their attention away they would see that the brain activity would go down.

Sean Mackey

You got to get rid of the brain to play well. Last night we were thinking too much.

Kevin Flohr

He's the key, he's the brain, he's the backbone, he's the glue, every night - defensively and offensively.

Naylond Hayes

It didn't paralyze her, though. It's pretty ugly but at least it didn't go into her brain.

Trina Graham

What? It takes a lot of energy and brain power to listen.

Luke De Sadeleer

Who fried this boy's brain? The state of Texas did.

Kathryn Kase

We make it, so you don't have to fry your brain doing it.

Todd Allen

This technique requires both sides of your brain -- analytical and creative.

Judith Anderson

It may promote brain plasticity by a direct effect on the brain.

Dr Miia Kivipelto

O'Hara is not on the floor. That's tough for us. He's our brain.

Jeff Ellis

I bet the human brain is a kludge.

Marvin Minsky

I have trouble, my little brain can't understand, how it's OK to slaughter the fish?

Greg Walden

We English have sex on the brain. Not the best place for it, actually.

Laurence Harvey

An extra brain goes a long way.

David Mcghee

The drugs clearly aren't stopping the destruction of brain tissue.

M. Thompson

It affected the area of his right socket and brain.

Dr. Ramon Ruiz

If there was no brain damage, I would have expected him to wake up at this point.

Dr. John Martin

It would interfere with your brain. It would interfere with your reasoning.

Nancy Holton

Thou ill-form,d offspring of my feeble brain . . .

Anne Bradstreet

We want a window into the brain.

Daniel Levitin