The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.

Robert Frost

What a splendid head, yet no brain.


The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.

George Jessel

If little else, the brain is an educational toy.

Tom Robbins

Aristotle was famous for knowing everything. He taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is true only of certain persons.

Will Cuppy

The human brain is a most unusual instrument of elegant and as yet unknown capacity.

Stuart Seaton

Estimated amount of glucose used by an adult human brain each day, expressed in M&Ms: 250.

Harper's Index

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, It's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, And that enables you to laugh at life's realities.

Dr. Seuss

One way to compensate for a tiny brain is to pretend to be dead.

Scott Adams

All right, brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you, but let's just get me through this, and I can get back to killing you with beer.

Matt Groening

Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain.

J. K. Rowling

The first thing you lose on a diet is brain mass.

Margaret Cho

No brain is stronger than its weakest think.

Thomas L. Masson

I don't want my body to be a distraction from my talent or my brain.

Shania Twain

We are always fascinated when the brain goes haywire.

Alan Brown

It is probably too early for us to tell what that means, but it is very important to us that he has a lot of brain activity.

Dr. Julian Bailes

Who should have spent their money on a brain implant?

Anne Robinson

We go into detail about what's actually happening, how the disease affects the brain.

Becky Reichelt

We really don't know, but then we really don't know how anyone controls their brain to perform an action.

Sean Mackey

Apparently something was in there, still marinating in his brain. It's a strange one.

Drew Outhouse