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Fitness - If it came in a bottle, everybody would have a great body.

M. C. Escher
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When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!

Matt Groening
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Put that bottle to her head and pulled the trigger.

Brad Paisley
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I looked into that empty bottle and I saw myself.

Grace Metalious
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Let not one bottle be thrown. Let not one brick be thrown.

Najee Ali
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I love it; I love it. I wish I could bottle it.

Julia Louis dreyfus
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You don't want soldiers carrying a bottle of Listerine into battle.

Col. Dennis Runyan
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What Sir Alex said cost him a bottle of wine. I had a nice bottle of red to give him for his birthday, but after what he said he can sod off.

Phil Gartside
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As your attorney i advise you to take a hit out of the small brown bottle in my shaving kit.

Hunter S. Thompson
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She was inspired by a major hot flash and a bottle of wine.

Kathi Glist
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I've only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror.

Sid Vicious
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My makeup wasn't smeared, I wasn't disheveled, I behaved politely, and I never finished off a bottle, so how could I be alcoholic?

Betty Ford
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A very solid water bottle.

Suzan Murray
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The substance that killed Benjamin is still in that bottle. I'd advise him to put gloves on.

James O'shea
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It was like uncorking a bottle.

Robert Bea
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It took a lot of bottle for Tony (Adams) to own up.

Brian Wright
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There wasn't a teenager that drank more alcohol than I probably did. And I didn't pay $35 a bottle for it.

Sen. Brent Steele
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The pressure was too much for the bottle.

Dan Petersen
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There are some amazingly good wines for five dollars a bottle.

Karen Macneil
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This genie can't be pushed back into the bottle.

David N. Leff
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.

Dorothy Parker
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It would be great if we could bottle it up and take it home.

Ross Outerbridge
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Passing the vodka bottle. And playing the guitar.

Keith Richards
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The only exercise Keith does is lifting the bottle to the mouth.

Ronnie Wood
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A bottle of wine begs to be shared; I have never met a miserly wine lover.

Clifton Fadiman
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Gotta grab a bottle for the road.

Juan Uribe
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Wish they could take my longevity and bottle it.

Ll Cool J
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If you could put all that enthusiasm and courage that he has into a bottle, it would be worth a lot of money.

Richard Hills
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When they do (win the division), I'll pop open a bottle of champagne.

Fat Lever
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