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Put it back in the horse! [on tasting his first American beer].

H. Allen Smith
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The government will fall that raises the price of beer.

Czech Proverb
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You can never buy beer, you just rent it. -Archie Bunker
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I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night.

Greek Proverb
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The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer.

Egyptian Proverb
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Oldest Beer on the River. -Daniel Boone
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Now we have a new government, so our motive to produce non-alcoholic beer becomes stronger.

Nadim Khoury
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Lots of liquor. Mostly beer and wine.

Don Peritz
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Life isn't all beer and skittles. -Thomas Hughes
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It's the beer talking.

George Hacker
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Our beer sales have grown from the day we opened.

Colin Kaminski
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Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer. -Arnold Schwarzenegger
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Now people come in and they're very excited about talking about beer and brewing.

Colin Kaminski
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San Diego has always had a champagne appetite and a beer budget.

John Fowler
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The Strokes are probably having a beer surrounded by supermodels. -Steve Jocz
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We can sell non-alcoholic beer in Gaza very easily.

Nadim Khoury
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I didn't drink a single beer until my senior year.

Tom Murphy
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There's something sexy about a gut. Not a 400-pound beer gut, but a little paunch. I love that. -Sandra Bullock
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One Bourbon, One Scotch, and One Beer.

John Lee
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I've only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror.

Sid Vicious
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I'd like to have a beer-holder on my guitar like they have on boats. -James Hetfield
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I'm a beer judge. I do this for fun.

Robert Bateman
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Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.

Dan Castellaneta
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Alright Brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you. But lets just do this, and I can get back to killing you with beer. -Homer Simpson
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Our steak and martinis is draft beer with weenies.

George Jones
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That wine drinking is more effete than beer drinking? No question.

Joseph Epstein
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We discussed this very important issue yesterday over a beer. -Vladimir Putin
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We'd like very much to see a reduction in the interdependence of beer and football.

Andy Geiger
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Well, if there's poison in the beer, you shut down St. Patty's day.

Pat Buchanan
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Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. -Jack Nicholson
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