Size isn't everything. The whale is endangered, while the ant continues to do just fine.
In the game of life it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season.
In the next century it will be the early mechanical bird which gets the first plastic worm out of the artificial grass.
America is a land where a citizen will cross the ocean to fight for democracy -- and won't cross the street to vote in a national election.
Not only do the children enjoy these games which involve buying and selling with play money, but they learn an essential ingredient of motivation in our society: greed.
One trouble with growing older is that it gets progressively tougher to find a famous historical figure who didn't amount to much when he was your age.
My father asserted that there was no better place to bring up a family than in a rural environment. . . . There's something about getting up at 5 a.m., feeding the stock and chickens, and milking a couple of cows before breakfast that gives you a lifelong respect for the price of butter and eggs.
If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist it's another nonconformist who does not conform to the prevailing standards of non-conformity.
Nothing is more irritating than not being invited to a party you wouldn't be seen dead at.
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