Jack-This makes me feel like a man. Will-Yeah. Jack- No, seriously, I'm going to need a man after we're done.

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If you're here for inspiration, you're too late. If you're here for the funeral, you're too early.

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Karen- I'm not good or real... I'm evil, and imaginary.

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Grace-[to Jack] Today I'm handing out lollipops and ass-whoopins and right now, I'm all out of lollipops.

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Will, does it hurt your back....kissing your own ass like that?

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Goodbye Prudey McPrude and hello Slutty McSluttenstein!

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Oh cripes honey, let me give it to you in a nutshell. Your boyfriend's a big, flaming, leather-wearing, man-kissing, disco-dancing, vermont-living, christina aguilera-lovin', mykonos-going...honey take it home.

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Karen- OK, rule number one. Unless you're served in a frosted glass, never come within four feet of my lips.

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Grace- If you're looking for your Aunt Karen, she's not here. She doesn't work on days that end with..."day."

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