"Wendy Liebman" is an United States/American stand-up comedian.

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I go running when I have to. When the ice cream truck is doing sixty.

My mother always said don't marry for money, divorce for money.

Is there a doctor in the house? My parents want me to marry you.

People always come up to me and say that my smoking is bothering them... Well, it's killing me!

If you've got a brand like this, any brand in fact, you need to stay true to your roots if you want to maintain your distinctiveness, it's very easy to start to lose that edge by appealing to a very broad audience.

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.

My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father.