Some girls never know what they are going to do from one husband to another.

218

Be yourself is the worst advice you can give to some people.

205

A senior always feels like the university is going to the kids.

172

Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists; life would be one long Congressional Record.

171

About the worst advice you can give to some people is, "Be yourself.

151

Prohibition may be a disputed theory, but none can complain that it doesn't hold water.

148

You can always get someone to love you, even if you have to do it yourself.

139