Some girls never know what they are going to do from one husband to another.
Be yourself is the worst advice you can give to some people.
A senior always feels like the university is going to the kids.
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists; life would be one long Congressional Record.
About the worst advice you can give to some people is, "Be yourself.
Prohibition may be a disputed theory, but none can complain that it doesn't hold water.
You can always get someone to love you, even if you have to do it yourself.
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