When you flop, that's just another message that you don't know how to play me. Stand up and take your medicine like a man.

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I knew I was dog meat. Luckily, I'm the high-priced dog meat that everybody wants. I'm the good-quality dog meat. I'm the Alpo of the NBA.

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We would love to have Gary down here. He's still tenacious on defense, and I know he still wants [a title]. And I'm the only guy in the world who can get him one.

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[O'Neal didn't let the rebuke go unnoticed.] He doesn't need advice on how to play his position, but he needs advice on how to play team ball, ... If it's going to be my team, I'll voice my opinion. If he don't like it, he can opt out.

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This is a tough game. There are times when you've got to play hurt, when you've got to block out the pain.

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One lucky shot deserves another.

172

Our offense is like the pythagorean theorem: There is no answer!

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I would like to be refered to as 'The Big Aristotle'.

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We're going to miss Damon. He was a great shooter. . . . He got what he wanted, but he gave up a lot. No more night life, no more warm weather and no more a lot of media attention. . . . I guess this was his first shot at getting something big. I guess he had to take it.

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