I will never be the woman with the perfect hair, who can wear white and not spill on it.

Maybe some women aren't meant to be tamed. Maybe they just need to run free til they find someone just as wild to run with them.

Maybe mistakes are what make our fate... without them what would shape our lives? Maybe if we had never veered off course we wouldn't fall in love, have babies, or be who we are. After all, things change, so do cities, people come into your life and they go. But it's comforting to know that the ones you love are always in your heart... and if you're very lucky, a plane ride away.

But the most exciting, challenging and significant relationship of all is the one you have with yourself. And if you can find someone to love the you you love, well, that's just fabulous.

It's really hard to walk in a single woman's shoes -- that's why you sometimes need really special shoes!

Maybe all men are a drug. Sometimes they bring you down and sometimes, like now, they get you so high."

You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there. Teeth placement, and jaw stress, and suction, and gag reflex, and all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey, they don't call it a job for nothin'.

Are there some women put in the world just to make you feel bad about yourself?

When you're young, your whole life is about the pursuit of fun. Then, you grow up and learn to be cautious. You could break a bone or a heart. You look before you leap and sometimes you don't leap at all because there's not always someone there to catch you. And in life, there's no safety net. When did it stop being fun and start being scary?