"Scott Douglas Wood III" is an American basketball player, currently with CB Murcia/UCAM Murcia in Spain's Liga ACB. Wood played college basketball at North Carolina State University.

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He does a lot of different voices and mannerisms of famous people. He does a slow turn around and his body becomes like George Burns or Arnold Schwarzenegger or the person he's imitating.

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The first kind is more like playing the slot machines. It's the quick and unpredictable result, and just like in playing golf, that one great shot is all you need to keep coming back for more. But with the weekly games, the best way I've heard it described is that you're buying a right to dream big.

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Their primary purpose is to learn more about local government's function in a free-market economy.

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I was an alcoholic by the time I was 21, ... There's enough drunks in the audience. The last thing a club needs is a drunk on stage.

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I just recently had my Visa card stolen. Right now, it's everywhere I want to be.

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I think one of their strengths is experience. Most of the defenders have played together for over a year and they know what each other does really well.

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[A few doors away Scott Wood hung a 5-foot-by-10-foot flag on his front porch.] It actually was given to my mom when my dad passed away, ... He was a Navy veteran in World War II. I've been waiting for the right time to pull it out, and today seems to be the right day.

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Seeing him on the field, in that uniform, it's an awesome feeling. It's almost shocking, really.

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. . . If eyelids get heavy, I will understand.

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