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What is love but an allergic reaction to the proper lighting!

Everybody started jumping around.

I first swung a club when I was four, but last year is when I really started playing a lot.

It hasn't been acted on by City Council yet, but everything has indicated it will have a positive outcome. We're helping the city, and the city's helping us out.

It ended up being a mutually beneficial situation.

We have a really great team and we are excited about this opportunity to help people who have been devastated by Katrina.

In France, everyone speaks French 'cause they think it's cool. Gives 'em, gives 'em an excuse to smoke.

We don't want a manpower shortage here.

They're a great side and like I said they've run into a bit of form now and its a big challenge for us.