Sandra Bernhard
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"Sandra Bernhard" is an American comedian, singer, actress and author. She first gained attention in the late 1970s with her stand-up comedy in which she often bitterly critiques celebrity culture and political figures. Bernhard is number 97 on Comedy Central's list of the 100 greatest standups of all time.

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I think everybody is covering their posteriors with the Enron scandal and it was very convenient that Sept. 11 came along to deflect the fact that they should never have been in the White House in the first place. What happened in the election was completely corrupt.

If you close your eyes, you could just as well imagine me to be vintage Ali MacGraw, circa 1968.

A remembrance can mean nothing to the one remembered; it can only remind the ones left behind how little they did while you were still alive.

Madonna's got one big choice. Take a couple of years off and become a human being.

On one side you have book burners, Congressional wives and Pat Robertson. On the other side, you have vulgar comedians, foul-mouthed rap groups and Dennis Hopper--all your choices should be so easy.