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Roy Blount, Jr.

"Roy Alton Blount, Jr." is an United States/American writer, speaker, reporter, and humorist. He appeared Cameo appearance/as himself in Treme (TV series)/Treme. He performs with the Rock Bottom Remainders, a rock band composed entirely of writers. He is also a former president of the Authors Guild.
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