"Rodney Scott Carrington" is an American stand-up comedian, actor, and country music artist. He has released six major-label studio albums and a greatest-hits package, on Mercury Records and Capitol Records. His comedy act typically combines stand-up comedy and original songs. Carrington has also starred in the sitcom Rodney (TV series)/Rodney and in the 2008 film Beer for My Horses (film)/Beer for My Horses.

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I didn't plan on being a comedian. I didn't plan on getting married and I didn't plan on having kids, but I did all those things.

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You can talk about anything if you go about it the right way, which is never malicious.

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I can drink on the job if I want to. I can go on stage with a beer and it's OK. I can say whatever I want. It's a great job to have.

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I thought comedy would be the hardest thing I could do, and if I could do that, I could do anything.

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