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The retailers are trying to gain market share by offering good value on their books and they want people to receive a brand image about their shop too.

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My grandmother was a Jewish juggler: she used to worry about six things at once.

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All his cases, he's been fined and gotten off. I don't think he was here just by accident. There were kids running around here all day. I really think this guy's a sexual predator. -Richard Lewis
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When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life.

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Most Texans think Hanukkah is some sort of duck call.

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It wasn't the kind of comedy I was a big fan of. I used to do a monologue on the Division of Motor Vehicles, and it was like six or seven minutes long. They had to follow me from beginning to end. I did a routine about buying a blender at a drugstore. It was about seven or eight minutes long. -Richard Lewis
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Back in the day, people used to have more patience for the long form and for storytelling.

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I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back.

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I love being famous. It validates that I have something to say. -Richard Lewis
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I am just now beginning to move better and to feel a lot better about how I am playing, ... I am glad the season's over because now it means I can come back next year and play at 100 percent.

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