But jail's not the answer in a case of this sort, To balance the equities is the job of this court. So a week before Christmas, here in the court, I sentence defendant for interrupting a sport. Community service, and a fine you will pay. Happy holiday to all, and to all a good day.

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The fans and the players cheered all they did see, But not everyone present reacted with glee. "Reckless endangerment!" the DA spoke stern. "I recommend jail-there, a lesson he'd learn!"

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