I think Conan O'Brien said, 'It was the worst case of 'stop, drop and roll' (referring to a way fire officials say to put out a fire on ones' self) I have ever seen.' There were so many jokes.

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I would have been better off wearing nothing on at all.

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I had shorts on, but it would have been better if I didn't because they melted to my body. I wish I had been naked.

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