Writing is the hardest way of earning a living, with the possible exception of wrestling alligators.

If you think there are no new frontiers, watch a boy ring the front doorbell on his first date.

You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do.

If you realize you aren't so wise today as you thought you were yesterday, you're wiser today.

What a pity human beings can't exchange problems. Everyone knows exactly how to solve the other fellow's.

It's far easier to forgive an enemy after you've got even with him.

One of the best things people could do for their descendents would be to sharply limit the number of them.

According to the reformers, most of the movies have unsound effects.