I prepare her with the wardrobe for the Miss Wisconsin Pageant.

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She talked me into taking my car down there and sure enough I could hear a log scraping the car underneath. We were riding together a couple of days later and I heard a terrible rumble in the bottom of my car. I told her it was her turn to walk and get help. It wasn't too funny at the time, but now it is.

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The original patent didn't have dimensions and contained just enough information to obtain a patent and make competitors sweat.

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This way, the (molten) glass is always spinning on a new axis and becomes spherical.

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