Achievement - You can do anything you set your mind to when you have vision, determination, and an endless supply of expendable labor.

Nepotism - We promote family values here almost as often as we promote family members.

Insanity - It's difficult to comprehend how insane some people can be. Especially when you're insane.

CONSULTING: If you're not a part of the solution, there's good money to be made in prolonging the problem.

Overconfidence - Before you attempt to beat the odds, be sure you could survive the odds beating you.

Procrastination: Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now.

Teamwork - A few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction.

Sacrifice - Your role may be thankless, but if you're willing to five it your all, you just might bring success to those who outlast you.

Retirement - Because you've given so much of yourself to the company that you don't have anything left we can use.