Those who flee temptation generally leave a forwarding address.
He who laughs last has planned to tell the story first.
Remember when atmospheric contaminants were romantically called stardust?
Computers can now keep a man's every transgression recorded in a permanent memory bank, duplicating with complex programming and intricate wiring a feat his wife handles quite well without fuss or fanfare.
To Err is human; to refrain from laughing, humane.
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