Those who flee temptation generally leave a forwarding address.

He who laughs last has planned to tell the story first.

Remember when atmospheric contaminants were romantically called stardust?

Computers can now keep a man's every transgression recorded in a permanent memory bank, duplicating with complex programming and intricate wiring a feat his wife handles quite well without fuss or fanfare.

To Err is human; to refrain from laughing, humane.