Kevin Mench
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"Kevin Ford Mench" is a former United States/American outfielder who played eight years in Major League Baseball/Major League Baseball (MLB) with the Texas Rangers (baseball)/Texas Rangers (2002–2006), Milwaukee Brewers (2006–2007), Toronto Blue Jays (2008) and Washington Nationals (2010). He also spent a season in Nippon Professional Baseball/Nippon Professional Baseball (NPB) with the Hanshin Tigers in 2009. He is most noted for having had the largest hat size/cap size (8) in the majors when he was an active player, a feature that earned him the nickname "Shrek (character)/Shrek".

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I'm still missing some balls I should be hitting. I'm just getting back to that feel I had in spring training, just the same comfort level. ... I guess it's something special. I'm just having fun with it.

He said he'd never seen 'turf toe' in the second toe. He said, 'Your shoes are a half size too small.

We know he's going through some struggles right now. That's just the way this game is. We know he's going to bounce back.

I thought it was in the stands for sure. I ran over there, then stopped, went, 'Oh [shoot],' and by then the thing was 20 feet behind me. I've never seen anything like that since I've been here. I hope it's never like that again. That wind was just ridiculous.

It's only one game. We have yet to put something consistent together. With an offense like this we know what we're capable of doing.

I just ran into one. I hooked it, like my 3-iron.

I don't care about records, I care about winning.