Jonathan Katz
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"Jonathan Paul Katz" is an United States/American comedian, actor, and voice actor best known for his starring role in the animated sitcom Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist. He produces a podcast titled Hey, We're Back and can be heard on Explosion Bus.

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I'm officially middle-aged. I don't need drugs anymore, thank God. I can get the same effect just by standing up real fast.

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A lot of these business owners did not know what the source of the money was. ... He very well might not have known.

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Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist.

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Scientists have found the gene for shyness. They would have found it years ago, but it was hiding behind a couple of other genes.

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One of the reasons I disclosed my condition is because it is much easier to live with MS than to pretend you don't have it. If I could convince everyone of that, my job here is done.

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We wouldn't be where we are today without the vision, commitment and hard work of people like Phil who understood from the beginning how public funding for the arts advances our society and enriches our democracy - making life better for all Americans.

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Politically, it will be helpful to Israel to say to the world, here we are, we have taken a concrete step here, and now it is time for the Palestinians to step forward as well. They are looking at this as a source of goodwill.

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I had a spinal tap, which didn't hurt. I had an MRI, where they put you in tube [for] 45 minutes, and I actually enjoyed the privacy.

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What she doesn't say is just as important as what she does say -- but there's so much more of it. I think from now on I'm going to stick to what she actually does say because I don't have that kind of time.

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