"John Short" was a farmer and political figure in Quebec. He represented Gaspé (electoral district)/Gaspé in the Canadian House of Commons from 1875 to 1878 as a Conservative Party of Canada (historical)/Conservative member.

Born in Richmond, Ontario/Richmond, Upper Canada and educated in Lennoxville, Quebec/Lennoxville, Canada East, he was the son of the Reverend Robert Short and Margaret Lyon, the grandson of John Quirk Short and the great-grandson of Robert Quirk Short. In 1858, Short married Mary Charlotte Boyle. He served as mayor of Gaspé, Quebec/Gaspé for 14 years and also served as warden for Gaspé County, Quebec/Gaspé County. Short also served as chairman of the school board and sheriff for Gaspé district. He was elected to the House of Commons in an 1875 by-election held after Louis George Harper was unseated.

His uncle Edward Short (Canadian judge)/Edward Short was a judge in the Quebec Superior Court and served in the legislative assembly for the Province of Canada.

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I am Kentucky's most optimistic fan.

Maybe a bungee cord or something from his car.

You get kids' attention for maybe 10 seconds or so before they're looking somewhere else, ... You need props.

But his glass is always half-full, ... He just keeps plugging along.

Sometimes, people just need someone to listen.

I thought, 'I'm the expert, I've got to have some answers,' ... 'How am I going to solve this?'

Well, I know it wasnt a shirt.

Is it possible that you know what he was strangled with and you just didnt want to tell me?

I think it was a shirt or something.