"Joey Green" is an American author. He has come up with a "wacky use" for just about every brand name product imaginable. He has written over forty books on this and other subjects and has been a guest on Good Morning America, The View (U.S. TV series)/The View, The Tonight Show.

He is a former contributing editor to National Lampoon (magazine)/National Lampoon and a former advertising copywriter at JWT/J. Walter Thompson. He has also written commercials for Burger King and Disney World, and won a Clio award for an Eastman Kodak print advertisement.

He was born in Miami, Florida. He graduated with a BFA from Cornell University in 1980, where he founded the humor publication, The Cornell Lunatic, was political cartoonist for The Cornell Daily Sun, and was a member of the Quill and Dagger society. He has two daughters.

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At an expensive spa, the technician would buy a pumpkin and mash it up, but you can just use canned pumpkin.

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It's just awesome. It's perfect skiing and you just feel you're on top of the world.

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