Bachelor's degrees make pretty good placemats if you get 'em laminated.
"Jeffrey Paul "Jeph" Jacques" ( ) (born June 17, 1980) writes and illustrates the webcomic Questionable Content. He was born in Rockville, Maryland, and graduated from Hampshire College with a degree in music. He lives in Southampton, Massachusetts. He was married to his business manager Cristi until their amicable separation on January 4, 2014. He also has a younger brother, Justin.
More Jeph Jacques on Wikipedia.A good relationship is like fireworks: loud, explosive, and liable to maim you if you hold on too long.
There are two ways to pass a hurdle: leaping over or plowing through... There needs to be a monster truck option.
That's what college is for - getting as many bad decisions as possible out of the way before you're forced into the real world. I keep a checklist of 'em on the wall in my room.
'Light fuse and get away' may work for a Roman candle, but not so much for the wrath of a woman scorned.
You can either hold yourself up to the unrealistic standards of others, or ignore them and concentrate on being happy with yourself as you are.
The quickest way to a man's heart really is through his stomach, because then you don't have to chop through that pesky rib cage.
Spontaneous kindness is to hipsters as high beams are to deer.
What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?
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