"Jay London" is an United States/American stand-up comic, whose one-liner jokes made him a favorite on NBC's Last Comic Standing. Although he did not win either of the two seasons in which he appeared (Seasons 2 and 3, both in 2004), his humble personality and clean comedy made him a favorite among the show's fans.

London was born in The Bronx, but grew up in Flushing, Queens, New York/Flushing, Queens, before moving to Los Angeles in his adult years. He was a Boxing/boxer and a taxicab driver, among other occupations, before becoming a stand-up comic in the 1980s.

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