One of the most secure markets in the world is human nature, few understand it, all have it.

Ideas are the building blocks of ideas.

All you may need to be happy is love, but to survive you need money!

Genius - the ability to produce fantastic amounts of equally fantastic bullshit that all makes perfect sense.

Distance makes the heart grow fonder, and familiarity breeds contempt. According to this my soul mate should be in Thailand.

They are the greatest curse of all great men, daughters.

Friends are the greatest labor and the greatest reward.

A wise man writes down what he thinks, a stupid man forgets what he thinks, a complete idiot punishes himself for what he thinks.

Writer's block is the greatest side effect of boredom.