"Jared Smith" is an United States/American amateur singer specializing in Spanish language/Spanish. His singing career achieved some attention in the mid-1990s when his brothers Colin and Ian of Freeverse Software combined a recording of his singing with an animated smiley face. The resulting program was intended to be their mother's birthday gift.

The two brothers later sent the singing software to their friends, who subsequently passed it to their own friends. The software, known as "Jared: the Butcher of Song," became a cult following/cult hit because his version of "Luna de Xelajú". "Jared" is playable on Mac OS and Microsoft Windows personal computers, as well as the iPhone.

Over the following couple of years, Jared and Freeverse published several other versions of the program featuring different songs, including a Christmas song which featured the line in Spanish "Feliz Navidad en mis pantalones". A Jared song is also often hidden in Freeverse's Burning Monkey/Burning Monkey Solitaire series, most usually found by clicking on the gorilla in the "audience".

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I hope to talk with the road department next week, but with this last storm it is looking unlikely we will get the road open to the lake. I'm just hoping we can get it graded to the resort.

We still have fights, grades are the same and people are still skipping class. The only things that have changed are people's attitudes toward the school, and they've changed for the worse.

It's a good, hard-working, disciplined group. We hope to keep the scores down with our defense.

We are in a cross-your-fingers mode right now, hoping it will stop snowing.

At the beginning of the year, I never thought this could happen. To tell you the truth, we can't win on talent alone. We have to win on heart and on being a family. (Being trapped on the elevator) gave us more team unity.

It had a nice thud in the back of the net. But to tell you the truth, I didn't know it went in until the ref stepped in and signaled it with his hand.