Jane Wagner
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"Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Writing in a Comedy Series/Writing in a Comedy Series"1974 Lily/Lily

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"Jane Wagner" (born February 26, 1935) is an American writer, director and producer. Wagner is best known as Lily Tomlin's comedy writer, collaborator and wife.

She is the author of The Search for Signs of Intelligent Life in the Universe, The Incredible Shrinking Woman and other Tomlin vehicles.

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Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it.

'They asked me once my thoughts about infinity, and I told 'em with all I had to think about, infinity was not on my list of things to think about. It could be time on an ego-trip, for all I know. After all, when you're pressed for time, infinity may as well not be there.'

Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.

When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic.

Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.

Now we are celebrating all generations at this event. There is something for everyone. You don't need to have kids to come to this.

The idea is for students to learn about the human milestones from birth to the aging.

The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool.

It's helping students learn what's required to be successful in human services careers.

All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific.

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.