Most of us can forgive and forget; we just don't want the other person to forget that we forgave.
Nothing makes your sense of humor disappear faster than having someone ask where it is.
Ever notice that people never say It's only a game when they're winning?
And nobody minds if you exchange it.
A politician is a person who can make waves and then make you think he's the only one who can save the ship.
Most of us ask for advice when we know the answer but we want a different one.
These days, the wages of sin depend on what kind of deal you make with the publisher.
Knowledge is power, but enthusiasm pulls the switch.
A good marriage is like a good trade: Each thinks he got the better deal.
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