The ability to make love frivolously is the chief characteristic which distinguishes human beings from the beasts.
The most casual examination will reveal the fact that all the jokes about the horrible results of masculine cooking and sewing are written by men. It is all part of a great scheme of sex propaganda.
Appeasers believe that if you keep on throwing steaks to a tiger, the tiger will become a vegetarian.
A liberal is a man who leaves the room when the fight begins.
Brotherhood is not just a Bible word. Out of comradeship can come and will come the happy life for all.
Nobody talks so constantly about God as those who insist that there is no God.
Sports do not build character. They reveal it.
I doubt whether the world holds for any one a more soul-stirring surprise than the first adventure with ice cream.
The most prolific period of pessimism comes at twenty-one, or thereabouts, when the first attempt is made to translate dreams into reality.
A technical objection is the first refuge of a scoundrel.
I might resume the habit of going to church if the preacher would be honest enough to stand up some morning and say, "Perhaps next Sunday, but not today," and then sit down.
Posterity is as likely to be wrong as anybody else.
God, as some cynic has said, is always on the side which has the best football coach.
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