The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
If at first you don't succeed... So much for skydiving.
I've got all the money I'll ever need; if I die by four O'clock.
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.
I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.
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