I've had some people laugh, then when the laughter dies down, they ask me why, when I could just retire, do I want to become a legislator. It's a lot of hard work, you're gone for long periods and work for free, long hours and often make people angry. It can be tough. But I believe I can make a difference.

The man in whose footsteps I wish to follow is probably the most honorable man in Idaho politics.

This story's gonna grab people. It's about this guy, he's crazy about this girl, but he likes to wear dresses. Should he tell her? Should he not tell her? He's torn, Georgie. This is drama.

Why if I had half a chance, I could make an entire movie using this stock footage. The story opens on these mysterious explosions. Nobody knows what's causing them, but it's upsetting all the buffalo. So, the military are called in to solve the mystery.

We shot ten minutes of the movie, and now we're looking for completion funds.

What do you know? Haven't you heard of suspension of disbelief?

Are you people insane? I'm the director. I make the casting decisions around here.

We are going to finish this picture just the way I want it... because you cannot compromise an artist's vision.

He's too short, he's too... tall, he's... just not going to work.

Really? Worst film you ever saw. Well, my next one will be better. Hello. Hello.

Yes, but if you take that crap and put a star in it, then you've got something.