"Lt. Donald Lindsay Morgan" was an England/English cricketer who played two matches for Gloucestershire CCC/Gloucestershire in 1907 English cricket season/1907. He attended Mill Hill School in London from 1902–07. In his first-class match, against Somerset CCC/Somerset, he scored a single run in the first innings before being dismissed for a Duck (cricket)/duck in his team's second innings of 37, one of five ducks in the innings. He took five catches in the match, including four in the first innings. In his second match, against Middlesex CCC/Middlesex, he scored 2 and 0, being dismissed in the second innings by Frank Tarrant, who took 9/41. He took three catches in the match. He was commissioned a First Lieutenant/lieutenant in the United Provinces Light Horse, and was stationed in Baghdad during the First World War as part of the Mesopotamian campaign. He later emigrated to California, where he died in 1969.

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Moral: A peerless maxim enumerated by God in his Holy Bible, such as that of Deuteronomy 23:1, if your testicles are crushed or your male member missing, you must never enter a sanctuary of the Lord.

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Thank God that the Bible cannot possibly be the word of God.

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