If you really want something in this life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers.
"Daniel Louis" ""Dan"" "Castellaneta" is an American actor, voice actor, comedian and screenwriter. Noted for his long-running role as Homer Simpson on the animated television series The Simpsons, he voices many other characters on The Simpsons, including Grampa Simpson/Abraham "Grampa" Simpson, Barney Gumble, Krusty the Clown, Groundskeeper Willie, Mayor Quimby and Hans Moleman.
If you enjoy these quotes, be sure to check out other famous actors! More Dan Castellaneta on Wikipedia.I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming.
Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is like another nail.
Do you want the job done right, or do you want it done fast?
Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad. And I'm tired of making other people feel good about themselves.
Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.
You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on.
I've always wondered if there was a god. And now I know there is - and it's me.
No matter how good you are at something, there's always about a million people better than you.
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