Every encounter with a woman must be viewed as a negotiation, ... the difference being instead of coaxing them off rooftops, you're coaxing them into romance. And remember, the negotiator is always in control.

Biggest misconception about hostage negotiators is that we're great talkers, when really we're good listeners.

Anything a woman asks for is really a demand.

Every encounter with a woman must be viewed as a negotiation.

It's the same as in hostage negotiation, we never use the word 'gun.' Instead of saying, 'I need you to lower that gun,' you say, 'I need you to lower that thing.' Calling it a 'thing' diminishes the weapon's power.

If she's wearing a skirt, this means she's confident. If she smokes, she's got a bad-girl streak.

We still got a chance.