Carlos Mencia
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"Carlos Mencia", born "Ned Arnel Mencia", is a Honduras/Honduran-born American comedian, writer, and actor. His style of comedy is often political and involves issues of Race (classification of human beings)/race, culture, criminal justice, and social class. He is best known as the host of the Comedy Central show, Mind of Mencia.

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I don't have the time to steal other people's material even if I wanted to, ... The reason why these rumors got started is that I don't really contest them because I don't believe they deserve contesting. I really don't.

Going there is paying your dues. You always have to pay your dues. . . . You've just got to do it. Maybe I come from a working family. Maybe it's the voice of my mom saying, 'You've always got to be nice to people.' I look at it as saying it's going to be fun. Those people are going to be really, really happy.

I have little compassion for people in trailer parks who refuse tomove after getting tornado warnings. How hard is it for them torelocate? Their house have wheels.

God has a sense of humor. If you don't believe me, tomorrow go to wal-mart and just look at people.

If you ain't laughing, you ain't living, baby.

In all honesty, we don't know what's in the hearts of other men. All I know is that I respect comedy and I know comedy. I would never, ever, ever take somebody else's joke.

It's an investment, so to speak. It's that human contest. In five, 10 years, if I wanted to go back and do a theater there, I'd be able to. People would go, 'Yeah, man, he came here. It was awesome,'.

You want to know the joke he thinks is stolen from him? It's a Taco Bell joke.

You're Hispanic. You speak Spanish. You're doing ethnic jokes. Taco Bell is one of your first targets.