We're like, Fisher-Price: My First Punk Band.

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I think age is just a stupid number.

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Where are you and I'm so sorryI cannot sleep, I cannot dream tonightI need somebody and alwaysthis sick strange darknesscomes creeping on so haunting every timeand as I stared I countedwebs from all the spiderscatching things and eating their insideslike indecision to call youand hear your voice of treasonwill you come home and stop this pain tonig.

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I still can't believe I get payed for this.

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I don't get boy bands today. They don't write their own songs, and everything is choreographed from their dance moves on stage to how they have sex with each other after the show.

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There are far too many people out there who take themselves too seriously.

154

I'm not gay, a lot of people think I'm gay. I have a girlfriend, she thinks I'm gay.

154

I Never thought I'd die aloneI laughed the loudest who'd have known?I trace the cord back to the wallNo wonder it was never plugged in at allI took my time, I hurried upThe choice was mine I didn't think enoughI'm too depressed to go onYou'll be sorry when I'm gone.

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I'm not gay, but the man in my bed last night was.

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