Amoebas at the start - Were not complex; They tore themselves apart - And started Sex.
"Arthur Guiterman" was an American writer best known for his humorous poems.
If you enjoy these quotes, be sure to check out other famous comedians! More Arthur Guiterman on Wikipedia.The stones that Critics hurl with Harsh Intent, A Man may use to build a Monument.
Lightly we follow our cue, / `Exit, pursued by a bear'.
The porcupine, whom one must handle gloved, may be respected, but never loved.
The carpenter is not the best who makes more chips than all the rest.
The Prophet's Cam-u-el, that primal Desert Ship.
It takes a bee to get the honey out.
The tusks that clashed in mighty brawlsOf mastodons, are billiard balls.The sword of Charlemagne the JustIs ferric oxide, known as rust.The grizzly bear, whose potent hugWas feared by all, is now a rug.Great Caesar's bust is on the shelf,And I don't feel so well myself.
Admitting Error clears the Score, And proves you Wiser than before.
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