Let us all be happy and live within our means, even if we have to borrow the money to do it with.

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I am happiest when I am idle. I could live for months without performing any kind of labor, and at the expiration of that time I should feel fresh and vigorous enough to go right on in the same way for numerous more months.

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It ain't so much the things we don't know that get us in trouble. It's the things we know that ain't so.

222

You have Van Gogh's ear for music.

211

He is dreadfully married. He's the most married man I ever saw in my life.

211

It ain't so much what people don't know that hurts as what they know that ain't so.

196

I'm not a politician and my other habits are good.

190

My pollertics, like my religion, being of an exceedin' accomodatin' character.

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