Andy Milonakis
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"Andrew Michael "Andy" Milonakis" is an American actor, writer, rapper, and comedian. He is best known for creating and starring in The Andy Milonakis Show on MTV and MTV2. In 2013, he began a recurring role as Roman Armond on the Comedy Central sketch Kroll Show.

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I talked on the phone with the Trackboyz, they did a song with Nelly and with J-Kwon, and they're interested and they have really good beats.

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Your face makes my soul want to eat chocolate pudding!

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You are just constantly cleaning stuff up; you don't get to bring out big plates of nice food. You get to take it away when it's all chewed up by some idiot.

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I just want $1 million next season, that's all I want.

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I got these pants.

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When I moved here, he bought me a bed. Was that from Costco?

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Pee-pees and vajay-jays, ... Mind your pees and vees.

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I'll write it in - in marker.

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[Andy Milonakis, one of the more polarizing comedians to hit the airwaves recently and star of his own stream of consciousness weirdfest on MTV, The Andy Milonakis Show , will soon be releasing a rap album . A funny rap album that is, with] real producers. ... Nick and T-Dog's P-H-Fat Rap.

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